Hoity -Toites

Passing through the Ethers-Unconditional

2012-02-08T15:11:00.000-08:00

Mia madre, ti amo per l'eternità-Through my faith, I sincerely hope that the ethreal beings, will hold you up and guide your spirit to peace, and that the light of you spirit may continue to shine.
Mary Marjorie Trim-Louisy-Edmund - May 1933-Feb 5th 2012

Emergency Calls to Hospitals - Demi Moore-Do not mean you are dead or Dying

2012-01-28T12:54:00.000-08:00

Media needs to wait and hear the facts - Celebrity Hoax for publicity...never stops.

It has since been reported that she is being treated for anorexia, and that friends made the 911 call when they found she wasn't breathing. She split from husband Ashton Kutcher in late 2011 after months of speculation about his fidelity.

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/68385/Demi-Moore-Victim-Of-Twitter-Death-Hoax

Heidi & Seal Can't you work it out?

2012-01-24T10:32:00.000-08:00

Seal believes split with Heidi Klum won't turn ugly

Adds they still 'love and respect' one another, despite separation

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/46113364/ns/today-entertainment/

Paula Abdul- Spitting Blood

2011-11-25T05:46:00.000-08:00

Paula Abdul was not only spitting blood, after her latest Diva row with show host Steve Jones, it seems that she is also prone to steaming syndrome at the same time. Bad news for Paula, when your job makes you break out in steam and you start spitting blood, this is obviously bad for your health. Perhaps it is time to move on, to protect your health.

National Enquirer November 21, 2011

World war 111 - Jealous Jolie

2011-11-25T05:34:00.000-08:00

The Oscar winning Salt actress, has declared world war three, ! The new war is about Brad Pitt's co-star sultry Katia Bokor. Is Angelina Jolie having deja vu clips of her own previous romps with co-star's? What goes around comes around. National Enquirer November 21, 2011

Sexual Attraction - I slept With Elvis

2011-11-06T17:40:00.000-08:00

The girl says to her girlfriend, “Elvis has such sexual attraction I just couldn’t resist and I slept with him on the first date! Then I discover he does not have good husband qualities and he is just a ladies man. He has such an aurora such an attraction I just couldn’t resist and I just can’t believe I did it.” It happens every day ladies.

http://www.earth-essences.net/attraction/Sexual_Attraction_I_Slept_With_Elvis.html

Auto suggestive Masochism-A Tale of Vanity

2011-11-06T15:46:00.000-08:00

What is your mood? My subconscious reply was, I’m feeling wicked - today I want to be dressed in black, it’s got to be stiletto’s with studs, open zips with razor appearance - a moment of passive thought - “hmmm” I wonder?

Like it? read the whole story on the following webpage.

http://www.earth-essences.com/MindMotion/page1.htm

XFactor - Get Rid Of The Overs Category - Ageism

2011-10-31T21:01:00.000-07:00

Let's be honest - the only way Johnny Robinson and Pity Brucknell are going to sell a million records is if they get jobs in HMV and apply for overtime !!! Bla Bla Bla - The entertaiment industry claims to be able to sell anything they want with the appropriate marketing - Do you have a problem with agesim? You will get there soon - no exceptions - Entertainment is supposed to be for all viewers regardless of their age.

Daily Mirror - Monday 31 October 2011 - Page 5

SPECIAL EFFEX FACTOR

2011-10-31T20:53:00.000-07:00

TV bosses admit : Yes we altered Kitty's voice with gizmo - what's all the tattle about? this is showbiz and the core of the Music industry - it's not all about talent or vocals - wake up! -
XFactor UK uses too many special light effects - blotting out the performer - Is XFactor a light show or about true talent?

Daily Mirror 31 October 2011 Pages 4-5

Fashion Verdict - Spec Savers Special Offer - Nicki Minaj

2011-10-31T18:59:00.000-07:00

Fashion Verdict - Fashion Police - Hollywood's best and worst dressed - who is dropping the votes and comments - Get to spec savers ASAP - some one is cramping Nicki Minaj's style.

National Enquirer October 31 - 2011

Betrayed - Sarah Palin

2011-10-31T18:54:00.000-07:00

Sarah Palin Betrayed by her daughter Bristol - She refuses to let Sarah run her Life - Bristol got to give you an Ace card for this one - You must try to understand that mummy Sarah often gets confused - it's her control freak syndrome - During many of her past public appearances and media outbursts - S. Palin seems to have lost the plot.

National Enquirer - October 31 2011

Chaotic Star skies - Whitney Houston

2011-10-31T18:46:00.000-07:00

In this Plane - Crazy article - Whitney Houston - Diana Ross- Ivana Trump - Gerard Depardieu- Jonathan Rhys Meyers - Naomi Campbell and Terence Howard - they have all joined the growing queue of celebes who want - A Jim will fix it remedy, for being left out of the media for more than three months - It's a quick cheap way to get attention - people consider yourselves the selected when you can share the skies with us - another reason for the celeb tantrums- all the other passangers forgot to stage a standing ovation.

National Enquirer, October 31- 2011

Dr Death - Michael Jackson

2011-10-31T18:36:00.000-07:00

Michael gets revenge from beyond the grave- Michael Jackson- what's all this - I promised a show and ongoing thrills - the show must go on whatever the cost - That's why we call it showbiz - what's wrong with keeping in touch with my private GP - it's what he expects - patient care and choice also exists in the etheral planes - I promised that i'd be there - Why are you labelling Dr. Conrad Murray a doctor death - just look back in history - far from it - Dr Murray does not qualify as a doctor death - MJ's family have short memories - constant denial - Dr.Murray's life is not over - Every individual can fall when passing through the portals of life - Someone, somewhere watches every move - this means every one in this sad saga - must be touched by the waves of the samsara sea.

National Enquirer, October 31 2011.

Second Spring Blossom - Rosie O'Donnell

2011-10-31T18:17:00.000-07:00

Whoops! Some body tell Mum and Dad to keep up with the times - Rosie has bedazzled our sweet daughter, with the rage of her burning second spring - Michelle's Parents - what a shock, we are a deeply traditional religious family - Never mind - its just Belzi having a laugh.

National Enquirer 31 October 2011 page 22.

Scalpel - Brands

2011-10-31T18:07:00.000-07:00

Knifestyle Special - Brandi Glanville - Real Housewife of Beverly Hills - Nipped and tucked to fit in with her co-stars plastic fantastic lifestyles - Hunt for a new man- takes a new image - It's all part of the scalpel Branding tag - Don't get me wrong - been there myself - What's a girl supposed to do?

National Enquirer October 31 - 2011

Nectar Tasting - Ashton Kutcher

2011-10-31T17:57:00.000-07:00

Scary skinny Demi puts on a brave face - Ashton Kutcher - I don't understand Demi, whats all the fuss about? with all this tempting nectar around, I'm expected to stop feasting - just a one night stand - that's all it was - It can get lonely in a penthouse - Demi - I'm sorry.

National Enquirer October 31 - 2011

Oh Oh Oh - No No No - Mathew Knowles

2011-10-31T17:49:00.000-07:00

Mather Knowles - ex-mistress tells about a plot to get his superstar daughter to raise his love child - Alexsandra Wright - Kissing and telling is not allowed in the Knowles family - Mathew Knowles- my ex-mistress seems to be suffering from role confusion - My divorce from Beyonce's mum, Tina, is going to be much to expensive - Zip it now - Gagging Order - If you do not - its over love child or not.

National Enquirer - October 31.2011

RSS Intervention - Brad Pitt

2011-10-31T17:34:00.000-07:00

Brad's A Turn-Off - He pulls Plug on his kids computer & video games.... Right move...another screen dad with foresight...RSS...Repetative Strain Syndrome is painful and the symptoms become acute over time...RSS is the next top of the list injury in the coming years... Intervention is the best holistic and protective choice.

National Enquirer - October 31-2011- page4.

Substantial Breasts - Vlad the Impaler's Relative

2011-10-31T02:30:00.000-07:00

An affair to remember
February 12, 2005
Reference:http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/An-affair-to-remember/2005/02/11/1108061873084.html

In the tapes, Charles confessed he would like to live in his mistress's trousers or turn into one of her tampons, a thought Diana found "just sick".

The heir to the British throne says he is related to Vlad the Impaler, the cruel 15th-Century Romanian warlord who helped inspire Bram Stoker's 1897 vampire novel Dracula.(http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/story/2011-10-27/prince-charles-dracula/50952420/1)

No surprise in regards to the tampon comment.

In retrospect, the conversation, recorded in 1989, reveals tenderness and almost obsessive love. The couple addressed each other as "darling" 23 times and mainly talked of where they might next meet, with an urgency that seems like a teenager's first romance.

The 34-year-old story of the intertwined Cs - Charles and Camilla - is partly that of a man needing a mother to hug him, and listen to him, and of a woman who could make men laugh and into whose substantial breasts they could bury their weary head.

Prince Charles and the logic of the Goon show

2011-10-31T00:55:00.001-07:00

When he becomes King, Prince Charles might downsize from Buckingham Palace (775 rooms) to live in Windsor Castle (1000 rooms, 13 acres).This is the logic of the Goon Show, which he so admires.
Paul Routledge, Daily Mirror
Does it really matter, to the working class people of the United Kingdom, if Prince Charles decides to turn the 750 roomed Buckingham Palace into a museum, and move into the 1000 roomed Windsor Castle. (A museum is another form of Public income).

In these unpredictable times for the world wide economy, and the increasing toll of unemployment, and homelessness from world disasters, it would be appreciated if our celebs and hoity toites were just a little more sensitive with their comments and plans for the future.
28/10/2011